'Seriously, Lily,' I said, 'I have to guard diligently against falling in love with somebody like your brother, because in the end I might have to marry Prince William.'
Not that that would be such a great sacrifice.
Nothing's simple when you're the new Princess of Genovia. At least, that's what Mia reckons.
With her mother dating her Algebra teacher, a secret admirer sending her mysterious e-mails, ad a bad case of the hots for her friend Lilly's brother Michael, Mia's discovering that life as Princess Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo can feel like a right-royal muddle!